Abduction by UFO at Boondocking Campsite
by Rattlesnake Joe
Hi. Is it not better to camp with others than alone? Suppose a flying saucer spotted me out on the vast deserted desert. What would stop them from beaming me up to the mother ship, putting an implant inside my body, and tracking me everywhere I went.
Now, a side-by-side RV campground would afford protection from this. They might abduct someone else instead of me. They might just fly somewhere else, someplace not so crowded. We all know that they don't like to be seen. That's why they abduct most people at night or early in the morning.
Is there a UFO alarm system that I can buy at Camping World? Or maybe a dog would do it? But if they can put people to sleep when abducting them, they can probably do the same with a dog. If I sleep with a shooting iron under my pillow, what good would that do if they put me to sleep?
Does the US Government protect us from Alien Abduction? I don't think so. The government can't even protect us from 911 incidents. So I ask you, what is a camper to do?